who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

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LOL This made my day! :).. hope it made yours! 

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i put it in for 4 minutes then got bored

accurate summation of my sex life

this was about my microwaveable curry chicken but i’m sorry to hear that

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post punk


if you like supreme pizza you’re trash and belong in the trash





"malala is a role model for EVERY LITTLE GIRL regardless of race and religion"

no no n


no no fuck stop it

it is not regardless of race and religion
she is a role model SPECIFICALLY for muslim little girls around the world. little white girls around the world have TONS of role models. everywhere. literally all over television, books, you name it. admire Malala, yes. that’s not what is being said. do not take something that is meant for a specific culture simply because you want it. know anything about Malala?  because I’m pretty sure she would read what you just said and be severely disappointed.

this post makes me so angry.  you are actually implying that this little girl is not allowed to be inspired by Malala because this girl isn’t Muslim, and that is just… so wrong.  That’s terrible.  


My philosophy of non-violence was only meant for Indians! Everyone else should just ignore me.


My charity was only meant to inspire my native Albanians. Everyone else should just forget about itimage

My courage and perseverance should only be a light unto fellow disabled people. Other people should realize I am just “not for them.”


My discoveries? GERMANS ONLY!image

My charity work was really only meant to inspire Brits, not actually help anyone who isn’t my skin color and nationality.


I only care about Tibet. The rest of the world can suck it!



i literally cannot believe someone just got schooled by jafar from aladdin

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"Maybe when you bleed out of your vagina every month and have to give birth to watermelon then maybe, maybe, maybe you can-you know what. No. Not even then can you tell me how to live my life."
— My mom on our conversation about women’s rights (via novellaqueen)


In accordance with the Affordable Care Act, also known as “Obamacare,” insurance companies are now required to cover ALL TYPES of birth control without co-pay. They are not required to cover every brand, but they must cover every method. This includes the NuvaRing, the patch, pills, the shot,…

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  • do not comment on how little i’m eating
  • do not comment on how healthy it is
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  • do 
  • not
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  • i’m
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