minorfour:

This made my heart smile.

minorfour:

This made my heart smile.

rj4gui4r:

thefrogman:

Tig Notaro [video]

Genius

(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)

Anonymous Asked
Questiondoes sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before? Answer

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

sassswag:

American Horror Story: Coven

(Source: heytinafey)

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals
cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

(Source: steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker)

(Source: gossipfolk)

(Source: felldownboy)

(Source: felldownboy)

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals
cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

(Source: steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker)